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Quotes about Christ

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Ambrose Bierce
(1842 - 1914)
Christian, n. One who follows the teachings of Christ insofar as they are not inconsistant with a life of sin.
Andre MalrauxChrist: an anarchist who succeeded. That's all.
Bill Watterson
(1958 - )
Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer.... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? -- Calvin's Dad
- (Cartoonist, Calvin & Hobbes)
David HumeThe Christian religion not only was at first attended with miracles, but even at this day cannot be believed by any reasonable person without one.
Dick GregoryI never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
don deviceCall me a stickler for grammar, but for me, "A Christmas Carol" was always missing the Ghost of Christmas Present Perfect.
don deviceCurrent Bush administration policy would seem best summed up by the term 'Prevenge'.
don device
(1966 - )
Let's not go overboard... I prefer to think of myself as the Semi-Christ.
Fred Phelps
(1929 - )
AIDS cures fags.
Friedrich Nietzsche
(1844 - 1900)
The last Christian died on the cross.
Friedrich NietzscheThe Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad.
G. K. Chesterton
(1874 - 1936)
The Christian ideal has not tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.
H. H. Munro
(1870 - 1916)
People may say what they like about the decay of Christianity; the religious system that produced green Charteuse can never really die.
H. L. Mencken
(1880 - 1956)
What I got in Sunday School . . . was simply a firm conviction that the Christian faith was full of palpable absurdities, and the Christian God preposterous.
Herb CaenThe problem with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
John Alejandro KingI'm a committed Christian or at least a lot of people think I should be.
John Alejandro KingBetter to be a Christian fed to lions, than a lion fed to Christians.
- (a.k.a. The Covert Comic)
Jules FeifferChrist died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
Laurence J. PeterGoing to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
I admire the serene assurance of those who have religous faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian
Percy Bysshe ShelleyA parish demagogue.
Richard Le GallienneOrganized Christianity has probably doen more to retard the ideas that were its founder's than any other agency in the world.
Robert Hudnall
(1942 - )
I don't buy Christmas presents. If they want stock for next spring's garage sales let them purchase it themselves.
Samuel Butler
(1835 - 1902)
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Chrisian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
Sherwood AndersonEveryone in the world is Christ and they are all crucified.
UnknownHe's a born-again Christian. The trouble is, he suffered brain damage during rebirth
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