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Quotes about Congress

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Covert Comic, The a.k.a. The Covert Comic
(~1958 - )
What the CIA tells Congress it's doing, and what the CIA is really doing, are three different things.
Cullen HightowerWe may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex -- but Congress can.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert Comic
(~1958 - )
Which one of the Founding Fathers came up with the name 'Congress?' Based on his lifestyle, I've always assumed it was Thomas Jefferson.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicA congressional hearing on a covert action scandal is typically about as scandalous, but involves more covert action.
Lichty & WagnerOh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Lichty & WagnerOh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
Mary McCarthyCongress -- these, for the most part, illiterate hacks whose fancy vests are spotted with gravy, and whose speeches, hypocritical, unctous, and slovenly, are spotted also with the gravy of political patronage.
Theodore RooseveltWhen they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty'.
Will Rogers
(1879 - 1935)
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer
Will RogersEvery time they make a joke, it's a law, and every time they make a law, it's a joke.
- (about congress)
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