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Quotes about Doctors

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Alice JamesOne has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.
Anton ChekhovDoctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, wheras doctors rob you and kill you, too.
Benjamin Franklin
(1706 - 1790)
God heals, and the doctor take the fee.
Denis DiderotThe best doctor is the one you run for and can't find.
Erma BombeckNever go to a Doctor whose office plants have died.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 - 1950)
A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.
George Bernard ShawWe have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.
Groucho Marx
(1890 - 1977)
I'm not feeling very well -- I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course.
Lord SalisburyIf you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.
Sir William OslerOne of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.
Voltaire
(1694 - 1778)
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
Voltaire
(1694 - 1778)
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing.
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