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Quotes about Dog

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August StrindbergI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Burma ShaveDon't lose your head / To gain a minute / You need your head / Your brains are in it
Dave BarryYou can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Edward Abbey
(1927 - 1989)
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
Groucho Marx
(1890 - 1977)
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
James Thurber
(1894 - 1961)
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has fequently dragged the dog down to his.
Joe WeinsteinMy dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
John Alejandro King
(~1958 - )
He who lies down with dogs with flea collars, shall get up with no fleas.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicLife is a series of dogs and generally that series ends with a Rottweiler.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicMy bark may be worse than my bite, but I can still hump a mean leg.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicThe older he gets, the more my neighbor talks to his dogs. The older I get, the more I talk about my neighbor talking to his dogs.
John Alejandro King a.k.a. The Covert ComicEvery dog has its day, but does any dog know that?
Karl KrausTo be sure, the dog is loyal. But why, on that account, should we take him as an example? He is loyal to men, not to other dogs.
Mark Twain
(1835 - 1910)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principle difference between a dog and a man.
Robert Benchley
(1889 - 1945)
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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